Farewell Dubya! - Page 2

beowulf · 11-05-2008, 11:45 PM

found a couple more...........

beowulf · 11-05-2008, 11:45 PM

beowulf · 11-05-2008, 11:46 PM

beowulf · 11-05-2008, 11:46 PM

lost in melb. · 11-06-2008, 06:06 AM

Squelch. Squelch.

Bush: “Wah! Wah! Where’s the gold?! I don’t like! It smells!”

Cheney: “Ye of little faith George - just keep on digging. Dig hard my friend. Dig all day and all night long. And never, ever stop ‘til you strike gold….”

Laura: “Who’s my brave president then. Such a good boy.” With one hand she pops his favorite french pastry in his mouth and sliding the other hand into his pants, gives him an encouraging squeeze”.

Bush grins wildly “ Ya know, I kind of like it now. This is fun”.

The lights fade, the red curtain drops. Silence descends, but for a distant squelching noise and the sound of a little dog whimpering.

THE END

Quark73th · 11-06-2008, 08:35 PM

My favorite is still this one:

Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that 3 Brazilian soldiers had been killed in Iraq.

To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face, and he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering. Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?

chainsoar · 11-06-2008, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnthemZ

Note to everyone!

He was leaving office anyways! Limited to two terms, so why is this relevant now?

Note to Anthemz! This is a joke thread, lighten up. Besides, Bush is pure comedy. We need to squeeze as much humour out of this as possible before he's gone, whether he was stepping down or not.

**Harpoon** · 11-06-2008, 09:10 PM

:Hump-Thrust:

**Nemowork** · 11-07-2008, 12:05 AM

He's out of power he's not gone, i think he's got years of good material in him

**Meursault** · 11-07-2008, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nemowork

He's out of power he's not gone, i think he's got years of good material in him

He's gonna make a fortune as an impro comedian, much better than his earlier business endeavours.

**Mugzy** · 11-07-2008, 12:25 PM

Actually he's happy, he can go back to his binge drinking and snorting coke!

beowulf · 11-08-2008, 12:19 AM

**Harpoon** · 11-08-2008, 12:25 AM

No shit, The founding fathers are rolling over in there graves..

PapaZ · 11-08-2008, 04:34 AM

Elviswind · 11-08-2008, 07:21 AM

I do enjoy the one with President Bush on the motorcycle. As amusing as these are I know I sure would generate a lot of material if a team of photographers and reporters followed me around every single day for eight years.

11-05-2008, 11:45 PM	#16
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11-05-2008, 11:46 PM	#18
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11-06-2008, 06:06 AM	#20
lost in melb. Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way Down Under Posts: 2,779 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Squelch. Squelch. Bush: “Wah! Wah! Where’s the gold?! I don’t like! It smells!” Cheney: “Ye of little faith George - just keep on digging. Dig hard my friend. Dig all day and all night long. And never, ever stop ‘til you strike gold….” Laura: “Who’s my brave president then. Such a good boy.” With one hand she pops his favorite french pastry in his mouth and sliding the other hand into his pants, gives him an encouraging squeeze”. Bush grins wildly “ Ya know, I kind of like it now. This is fun”. The lights fade, the red curtain drops. Silence descends, but for a distant squelching noise and the sound of a little dog whimpering. THE END __________________

11-06-2008, 08:35 PM	#21
Quark73th Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: South Coast Baltic Sea Posts: 171 Thanks: 3 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	My favorite is still this one: Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that 3 Brazilian soldiers had been killed in Iraq. To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face, and he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering. Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?

11-06-2008, 09:10 PM	#23
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11-07-2008, 12:05 AM	#24
Nemowork Klompendance? Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Mobilis in Mobilii Posts: 25,359 Thanks: 6 Thanked 16 Times in 7 Posts	He's out of power he's not gone, i think he's got years of good material in him __________________ “A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation.” Moliere "You do the unseemly behavior, I'll handle the moderation" - Nemo

11-07-2008, 12:25 PM	#26
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11-08-2008, 12:19 AM	#27
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11-08-2008, 12:25 AM	#28
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11-08-2008, 04:34 AM	#29
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11-08-2008, 07:21 AM	#30
Elviswind Low price! good prestige! Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 4,314 Thanks: 36 Thanked 199 Times in 48 Posts	I do enjoy the one with President Bush on the motorcycle. As amusing as these are I know I sure would generate a lot of material if a team of photographers and reporters followed me around every single day for eight years. __________________

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