How to light a firework (maybe LSFW)

Arkham · 08-07-2008, 11:46 PM

Step 1:
Drink lots, and lots of alcohol with your friends, then place firework firmly between cheeks

Step 2:
Light fuse and wait patiently

Step 3:
Jump around with excitement as you enjoy your glorious firework

Step 4:
Rinse and repeat as needed

**Nemowork** · 08-08-2008, 12:00 AM

Its just a step to the left...

Elviswind · 08-08-2008, 12:27 AM

Ouch . . . .

loser · 08-08-2008, 12:55 AM

should of used dynamite and added him to the darwin award winners circle

beowulf · 08-08-2008, 01:07 AM

silly arse

beowulf · 08-08-2008, 01:12 AM

bwahahahahaha

KevinShinnick · 08-08-2008, 04:51 AM

Gentlemen. We have here a technical problem. Hmm? I do not know if what we have here is the quick burning fuse or the slow burning fuse. Ja, ja, I must find zis out.

Zis is critical.

Ha ha ha, ja ja, you see zis? You see zis here vat I have told you? Yeah, zis is an example of smartness here. I have said that zis is ze quick fuse.

Huh?

And zis IS ze quick fuse.

**thebytch** · 08-08-2008, 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beowulf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCTokVy0Wm4

bwahahahahaha

Bloody idiot

**Meursault** · 08-08-2008, 10:57 AM

cretins rule!

mackle53 · 08-12-2008, 07:45 AM

lololol

Ekal · 08-19-2008, 09:37 AM

smells like burnt hair...

cod head · 09-02-2008, 12:04 PM

jackass (in the true sense of the word)

08-07-2008, 11:46 PM	#1
Arkham Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere, Center of Everywhere Posts: 448 Thanks: 3 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	How to light a firework (maybe LSFW) Step 1: Drink lots, and lots of alcohol with your friends, then place firework firmly between cheeks Step 2: Light fuse and wait patiently Step 3: Jump around with excitement as you enjoy your glorious firework Step 4: Rinse and repeat as needed __________________ "Birthmachine", H.R. Giger -Knowledge is the enemy of fate-

08-08-2008, 12:00 AM	#2
Nemowork Whats a safety catch? Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Mobilis in Mobilii Posts: 24,639 Thanks: 6 Thanked 16 Times in 7 Posts	Its just a step to the left... __________________ “A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation.” Moliere "You do the unseemly behavior, I'll handle the moderation" - Nemo

08-08-2008, 12:27 AM	#3
Elviswind is still a lurker. Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In the kitchen, making tacos Posts: 3,553 Thanks: 28 Thanked 138 Times in 34 Posts	Ouch . . . . __________________

08-08-2008, 12:55 AM	#4
loser Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Fapping by your windows..... Posts: 2,155 Thanks: 75 Thanked 16 Times in 8 Posts	should of used dynamite and added him to the darwin award winners circle __________________

08-08-2008, 01:07 AM	#5
beowulf knee deep in sceptic..... Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Little San Francico, U.K. Posts: 36,524 Thanks: 7 Thanked 92 Times in 71 Posts	silly arse __________________ http://www.lskerton.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/winky.html http://www.mattyjohn.pwp.blueyonder....GothWinky.html The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time--Bertrand Russell Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional

08-08-2008, 01:12 AM	#6
beowulf knee deep in sceptic..... Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Little San Francico, U.K. Posts: 36,524 Thanks: 7 Thanked 92 Times in 71 Posts	bwahahahahaha __________________ http://www.lskerton.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/winky.html http://www.mattyjohn.pwp.blueyonder....GothWinky.html The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time--Bertrand Russell Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional

08-08-2008, 04:51 AM	#7
KevinShinnick CLUB SHINNICK Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Guildford Posts: 74,085 Thanks: 146 Thanked 730 Times in 154 Posts	Gentlemen. We have here a technical problem. Hmm? I do not know if what we have here is the quick burning fuse or the slow burning fuse. Ja, ja, I must find zis out. Zis is critical. Ha ha ha, ja ja, you see zis? You see zis here vat I have told you? Yeah, zis is an example of smartness here. I have said that zis is ze quick fuse. Huh? And zis IS ze quick fuse. __________________

08-08-2008, 10:57 AM	#9
Meursault Gimme Shelter Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Old Europe Posts: 37,358 Thanks: 137 Thanked 89 Times in 35 Posts	cretins rule! __________________ sick sig courtesy of fricnjay!

08-12-2008, 07:45 AM	#10
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08-19-2008, 09:37 AM	#11
Ekal Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 238 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	smells like burnt hair... __________________ pawn of darkness

09-02-2008, 12:04 PM	#12
cod head Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Nightmare on Neptune St. Posts: 673 Thanks: 2 Thanked 7 Times in 3 Posts	jackass (in the true sense of the word) __________________ 'my product is 50 times stronger than cocaine'

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