Women Suicide Bombers Hiding Bombs In Their Breast Implants

Cachondo · 02-08-2010, 07:04 PM

According to British intelligence agencies, terrorists claim that women suicide bombers are undergoing surgery to have bombs put in their breast implants. Rather than hide a bulky bomb under clothing or in a satchel, a body-implanted explosive device would defy any external check. But is it possible to have explosives inserted into a breast implant? Dr. Craig Person, a plastic surgeon in Maryland, says yes. “You could certainly put a liquid of any kind in a saline device, and a gel implant theoretically could be opened and replaced with a different type of gel,” Person says, and such a substance would be difficult to detect with a scanner. How to detonate such a device likely remains problematic for aspiring breast implant terrorists, though. “What we’ve seen is, at least, the al Qaeda explosives competence, while they are visionary with their devices, they’re not terribly competent with actually being able to get something to detonate,” says terrorism expert and CEO of BERG Associates Larry C. Johnson. For now, breast implant terror remains undetonated.

farbeyonddriven · 02-08-2010, 07:37 PM

wouldnt get past the xray...

Cachondo · 02-08-2010, 07:38 PM

Only way to find it out is by touching them (with care

)

http://www.wusa9.com/video/default.a...3F/64943429001

Hal-9000 · 02-08-2010, 08:27 PM

"while they are visionary with their devices, they’re not terribly competent with actually being able to get something to detonate,"

wouldn't want to be the big boobed martyr whose tits didn't blow up completely

deepsepia · 02-08-2010, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cachondo

Only way to find it out is by touching them (with care

)

You are on to something my friend.

This is one of those moments when citizens need to take safety into their own hands, brave bomb inspectors literally squeezing death between his thumb and forefinger, each grope the gift of life to an innocent child.

Sure, you may get slapped a lot, but its your duty . . . Paw on patriots, grasp, grope and fondle.

Hal-9000 · 02-08-2010, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deepsepia

You are on to something my friend.

This is one of those moments when citizens need to take safety into their own hands, brave bomb inspectors literally squeezing death between his thumb and forefinger, each grope the gift of life to an innocent child.

Sure, you may get slapped a lot, but its your duty . . . Paw on patriots, grasp, grope and fondle.

new type of security search at the airports

*ma'am, turn your back to me and breath deeply while
I grope your cleavage*

**Nemowork** · 02-08-2010, 10:06 PM

*Studiously avoids any blonde bombshell jokes*

I wonder if they could boobytrap Jordan for us, just as a favour

Hal-9000 · 02-08-2010, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nemowork

*blonde bombshell jokes*

+1 from me for that

Purplepony · 02-09-2010, 01:31 AM

Wow! those tits are the bomb!

**Mugzy** · 02-09-2010, 12:38 PM

Badaboom ba da bing!

Cachondo · 02-09-2010, 07:38 PM

Legmann · 02-09-2010, 09:52 PM

In a related side story:

California Gubenatorial Candidate Mary Carey Detained By Airport Security

ASF News

Citing recent warnings about possible bomb materials in breast implants, airport security detained California gubenatorial candidate, Mary Carey, and searched her for several hours.

The lead agent finally cleared Ms. Carey, then went outside with several officers to smoke cigarettes, and compare cell phone photos.

Ms. Carey giggled and had no comment, as she boarded her plane.

Cachondo · 02-09-2010, 10:25 PM

holly shit, I would have shot off my loads by examining her

What a scary thought having to make sure silicone is real. I would have to suck on the nipple to make sure the detonator is not attached

**godfather** · 02-10-2010, 12:25 AM

*applies for airport security*

02-08-2010, 07:04 PM	#1
Cachondo Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In your imagination Posts: 4,698 Thanks: 1 Thanked 26 Times in 18 Posts	Women Suicide Bombers Hiding Bombs In Their Breast Implants According to British intelligence agencies, terrorists claim that women suicide bombers are undergoing surgery to have bombs put in their breast implants. Rather than hide a bulky bomb under clothing or in a satchel, a body-implanted explosive device would defy any external check. But is it possible to have explosives inserted into a breast implant? Dr. Craig Person, a plastic surgeon in Maryland, says yes. “You could certainly put a liquid of any kind in a saline device, and a gel implant theoretically could be opened and replaced with a different type of gel,” Person says, and such a substance would be difficult to detect with a scanner. How to detonate such a device likely remains problematic for aspiring breast implant terrorists, though. “What we’ve seen is, at least, the al Qaeda explosives competence, while they are visionary with their devices, they’re not terribly competent with actually being able to get something to detonate,” says terrorism expert and CEO of BERG Associates Larry C. Johnson. For now, breast implant terror remains undetonated. __________________

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Cachondo Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In your imagination Posts: 4,698 Thanks: 1 Thanked 26 Times in 18 Posts	Only way to find it out is by touching them (with care ) http://www.wusa9.com/video/default.a...3F/64943429001 __________________

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Legmann Perceptum quod lucror! Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 41,253 Thanks: 406 Thanked 1,580 Times in 834 Posts	In a related side story: California Gubenatorial Candidate Mary Carey Detained By Airport Security ASF News Citing recent warnings about possible bomb materials in breast implants, airport security detained California gubenatorial candidate, Mary Carey, and searched her for several hours. The lead agent finally cleared Ms. Carey, then went outside with several officers to smoke cigarettes, and compare cell phone photos. Ms. Carey giggled and had no comment, as she boarded her plane. __________________

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Cachondo Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In your imagination Posts: 4,698 Thanks: 1 Thanked 26 Times in 18 Posts	holly shit, I would have shot off my loads by examining her What a scary thought having to make sure silicone is real. I would have to suck on the nipple to make sure the detonator is not attached __________________

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