Man Faces Battery Charges for Hitting Girlfriend With Sandwich

**PorkChopSandwiches** · 11-19-2008, 03:54 PM

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. — A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving.

Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off, as she was driving along Interstate 95 on Friday.

The victim nearly lost control of the car because she couldn't see the road. Her boyfriend then allegedly ripped off the rear-view mirror and used it to shatter the windshield.

He was arrested, jailed and later freed on $7,500 bail.

Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.

DemonGeminiX · 11-19-2008, 04:11 PM

Damn kids and their sandwiches.

**Meursault** · 11-19-2008, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches

Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.

Duh, it must have been a porkchop sandwich...

DemonGeminiX · 11-19-2008, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meursault

Duh, it must have been a porkchop sandwich...

Damn kids and their porkchop sandwiches.

**PorkChopSandwiches** · 11-19-2008, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meursault

Duh, it must have been a porkchop sandwich...

Bwhahaha

**Harpoon** · 11-19-2008, 04:48 PM

I backhanded a bitch in my car one day with a closed handed fist right in her mouth, She wouldn't stop screaming like an idiot, and she insulted my mother.. That shut her ass up.. I don't regret it.

**PorkChopSandwiches** · 11-19-2008, 04:56 PM

wizzo · 11-20-2008, 12:32 AM

My mostest politically incorrect postest evar?:

**PorkChopSandwiches** · 11-20-2008, 04:46 PM

Legmann · 11-20-2008, 08:55 PM

Beware the killer sandwich!

**Nemowork** · 11-20-2008, 09:01 PM

If mayonaisse was involved i could see why it was an offensive weapon

Dragon_Hunter · 11-20-2008, 09:04 PM

every time I see this thread title I think of McLovin

**Harpoon** · 11-20-2008, 09:06 PM

I think of SpazHairLip

**Nemowork** · 11-20-2008, 09:09 PM

Strange fantasy life you have?

**PorkChopSandwiches** · 11-20-2008, 09:10 PM

That was a crazy Sandwich

11-19-2008, 03:54 PM	#1
PorkChopSandwiches Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Online Posts: 52,003 Thanks: 6 Thanked 442 Times in 180 Posts	Man Faces Battery Charges for Hitting Girlfriend With Sandwich PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. — A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving. Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off, as she was driving along Interstate 95 on Friday. The victim nearly lost control of the car because she couldn't see the road. Her boyfriend then allegedly ripped off the rear-view mirror and used it to shatter the windshield. He was arrested, jailed and later freed on $7,500 bail. Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved. __________________ A Teabelly Original

11-19-2008, 04:11 PM	#2
DemonGeminiX Nothing's Sacred Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Lurking in the shadows, waiting to strike Posts: 7,396 Thanks: 56 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post	Damn kids and their sandwiches. __________________ This one's Legmann's fault.

11-19-2008, 04:48 PM	#6
Harpoon Sailing the seas of Cheese Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Down by the river Posts: 36,485 Thanks: 46 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts	I backhanded a bitch in my car one day with a closed handed fist right in her mouth, She wouldn't stop screaming like an idiot, and she insulted my mother.. That shut her ass up.. I don't regret it. __________________ .

11-19-2008, 04:56 PM	#7
PorkChopSandwiches Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Online Posts: 52,003 Thanks: 6 Thanked 442 Times in 180 Posts	__________________ A Teabelly Original

11-20-2008, 12:32 AM	#8
wizzo Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: At the beach Posts: 2,061 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	My mostest politically incorrect postest evar?: __________________

11-20-2008, 04:46 PM	#9
PorkChopSandwiches Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Online Posts: 52,003 Thanks: 6 Thanked 442 Times in 180 Posts	__________________ A Teabelly Original

11-20-2008, 08:55 PM	#10
Legmann Let it snow! Yeah, right. Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 33,525 Thanks: 298 Thanked 739 Times in 374 Posts	Beware the killer sandwich! __________________

11-20-2008, 09:01 PM	#11
Nemowork Klompendance? Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Mobilis in Mobilii Posts: 25,341 Thanks: 6 Thanked 16 Times in 7 Posts	If mayonaisse was involved i could see why it was an offensive weapon __________________ “A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation.” Moliere "You do the unseemly behavior, I'll handle the moderation" - Nemo

11-20-2008, 09:04 PM	#12
Dragon_Hunter Crossed Fingers Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Soon to be homeless Posts: 15,326 Thanks: 27 Thanked 21 Times in 15 Posts	every time I see this thread title I think of McLovin __________________

11-20-2008, 09:06 PM	#13
Harpoon Sailing the seas of Cheese Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Down by the river Posts: 36,485 Thanks: 46 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts	I think of SpazHairLip __________________ .

11-20-2008, 09:09 PM	#14
Nemowork Klompendance? Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Mobilis in Mobilii Posts: 25,341 Thanks: 6 Thanked 16 Times in 7 Posts	Strange fantasy life you have? __________________ “A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation.” Moliere "You do the unseemly behavior, I'll handle the moderation" - Nemo

11-20-2008, 09:10 PM	#15
PorkChopSandwiches Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Online Posts: 52,003 Thanks: 6 Thanked 442 Times in 180 Posts	That was a crazy Sandwich __________________ A Teabelly Original

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