You can't blame Hot Weather for playing with yourself in public

Cachondo · 07-18-2008, 04:24 PM

Man, citing heat, found fondling himself on front porch.

DAYTON — Restaurant workers in the 100 block of East Stewart Street had an unpleasant start to their workday on Wednesday, July 16.

Several employees arriving about 10:20 a.m. for work noticed a man nude and fondling himself on his front porch, according to a police report.

When police arrived, they asked John C. Hibbitts, 58, what he was doing. He said, "It's OK. I'm a nudist. It's hot out," according to the report.

Officers noticed a half-empty 40-once container of alcohol on the porch.

Police arrested Hibbitts on a misdemeanor charge of public indecency after he got dressed, the report said.

**PorkChopSandwiches** · 07-18-2008, 04:25 PM

Hahahaha a 40 oz

Dragon_Hunter · 07-18-2008, 04:27 PM

10:20 and already sloshed

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Cachondo Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In your imagination Posts: 4,291 Thanks: 1 Thanked 11 Times in 8 Posts	You can't blame Hot Weather for playing with yourself in public Man, citing heat, found fondling himself on front porch. DAYTON — Restaurant workers in the 100 block of East Stewart Street had an unpleasant start to their workday on Wednesday, July 16. Several employees arriving about 10:20 a.m. for work noticed a man nude and fondling himself on his front porch, according to a police report. When police arrived, they asked John C. Hibbitts, 58, what he was doing. He said, "It's OK. I'm a nudist. It's hot out," according to the report. Officers noticed a half-empty 40-once container of alcohol on the porch. Police arrested Hibbitts on a misdemeanor charge of public indecency after he got dressed, the report said. __________________ Make your day with (Almost) Daily Update on my NSFW-Humor thread: http://forum.anothersite.co.uk/nsfw-...ml#post3823279

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