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Old 07-09-2008, 10:53 PM
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News Global warming: Cow Farts are to blame ?

And I say Porky's fart does much more damage




Cow farts collected in plastic tank for global warming study

Scientists are examining cow farts and burps in a novel bid to combat global warming.

Experts said the slow digestive system of cows makes them a key producer of methane, a potent greenhouse gas that gets far less public attention than carbon dioxide.

In a bid to understand the impact of the wind produced by cows on global warming, scientists collected gas from their stomachs in plastic tanks attached to their backs.

The Argentine researchers discovered methane from cows accounts for more than 30 per cent of the country's total greenhouse emissions.

As one of the world's biggest beef producers, Argentina has more than 55 million cows grazing in its famed Pampas grasslands.

Guillermo Berra, a researcher at the National Institute of Agricultural Technology, said every cow produces between 8000 to 1,000 litres of emissions every day.

Methane, which is also released from landfills, coal mines and leaking gas pipes, is 23 times more effective at trapping heat in the atmosphere than carbon dioxide.

Scientists are now carrying out trials of new diets designed to improve cows's digestion and hopefully reduce global warming. Silvia Valtorta, of the National Council of Scientific and Technical Investigations, said that by feeding cows clover and alfalfa instead of grain "you can reduce methane emissions by 25 percent".
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Cow farts??


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Old 07-09-2008, 11:28 PM
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its pretty well known cows burp and fart methane.

but tbh, cows are the least of our problem...

the largest methane gas deposit in the world is in the arctic buried under perma frost.

now that its melting, its releasing its methane.

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There are enormous quantities of naturally occurring greenhouse gasses trapped in ice-like structures in the cold northern muds and at the bottom of the seas. These ices, called clathrates, contain 3,000 times as much methane as is in the atmosphere. Methane is more than 20 times as strong a greenhouse gas as carbon dioxide.

Now here's the scary part. A temperature increase of merely a few degrees would cause these gases to volatilize and "burp" into the atmosphere, which would further raise temperatures, which would release yet more methane, heating the Earth and seas further, and so on. There's 400 gigatons of methane locked in the frozen arctic tundra - enough to start this chain reaction - and the kind of warming the Arctic Council predicts is sufficient to melt the clathrates and release these greenhouse gases into the atmosphere.

Once triggered, this cycle could result in runaway global warming the likes of which even the most pessimistic doomsayers aren't talking about.
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Imagine the people that have to perform the research. Not a smoker in the bunch I bet.
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Has nobody taken on board that the planet hasn't warmed for the lat 10 years?
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Has nobody taken on board that the planet hasn't warmed for the lat 10 years?
yes, scanning the news, how could one possibly conclude that any change was occurring in the Earth's climate?

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Antarctic ice shelf 'hanging by thread': European scientists
Thu Jul 10, 1:57 PM ET
PARIS (AFP) - New evidence has emerged that a large plate of floating ice shelf attached to Antarctica is breaking up, in a troubling sign of global warming, the European Space Agency (ESA) said on Thursday.

Images taken by its Envisat remote-sensing satellite show that Wilkins Ice Shelf is "hanging by its last thread" to Charcot Island, one of the plate's key anchors to the Antarctic peninsula, ESA said in a press release.

"Since the connection to the island... helps stabilise the ice shelf, it is likely the breakup of the bridge will put the remainder of the ice shelf at risk," it said.

Wilkins Ice Shelf had been stable for most of the last century, covering around 16,000 square kilometres (6,000 square miles), or about the size of Northern Ireland, before it began to retreat in the 1990s.
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There might be more cows now, but there was a whole lot of other wild animals before we killed them off for grazing land... the nett effect is actually the same.

The whole "blame it on the cows" theory is bull shit!
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yes, scanning the news, how could one possibly conclude that any change was occurring in the Earth's climate?



Its just Al Gore and his beatnik friends . . .
Whatever is happening to the ice shelves it's a fact that the planet hasn't been warming since 1998 and a marked cooling was recorded in 2007.This was written two years ago but is quite relevant;
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/m...9/ixworld.html
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