Vatican updates seven deadly sins

[Velvet]

People who don't pick up their dogs' addition to the environment in the park may be risking more than a fine - they may be putting their souls at risk of damnation, according to a new Vatican list of seven deadly sins for the 21st century.

As the seven ancient wonders of the world were matched by seven modern wonders, the seven deadly sins have been given a modern version for a globalised world, announced by a Vatican official yesterday.

Polluting, genetic engineering, obscene riches, taking drugs, abortion, pedophilia and causing social injustice join the original seven deadly sins defined by Pope Gregory the Great in the sixth century: pride, envy, gluttony, greed, lust, wrath and sloth.

Gianfranco Girotti, head of the Apostolic Penitentiary, responsible for absolving Catholics from their sins, named the new mortal sins in an interview with the Vatican newspaper, L'Osservatore Romano, yesterday.

He did not spell out details but said the original seven deadly sins had an individualistic dimension, while the new seven had a social resonance and showed worshippers that their vices affected other people.

"New sins have appeared on the horizon of humanity as a corollary of the unstoppable process of globalisation," he said.

God was offended not only by stealing, blaspheming or coveting your neighbour's wife but by ruining the environment, conducting immoral scientific experiments and genetic manipulation.

Traditional Catholic doctrine divides sins into mortal and venial (lesser) and holds that mortal sins, if unrepented, lead to eternal damnation. The Catholic catechism says "mortal sin destroys charity in the heart of man by a grave violation of God's law", while venial sin allows charity to subsist but offends and wounds it.

Mortal sins are not officially listed, but include murder, abortion, perjury and adultery. They can be absolved after confession, and Monsignor Girotti has acted to make this more palatable, launching a course to teach priests to be less aggressive in the confessional booth.

He wrote in the newspaper last week that many Catholics found it hard to be open about their sins to their priest, and the new course would help priests to be ministers of reconciliation.

The course includes instruction on "special cases", such as divorcees and homosexuals.

http://www.smh.com.au/news/environme...125819939.html

[tarro]

not quite as catchy as the original

[DemonGeminiX]

Originally Posted by tarro

not quite as catchy as the original

Yeah, I was about to say, "aren't those new ones a bit too specific?"

[Bugstomper]

Thou shalt not grind rep in WoW.

[ocelot]

Dammit. I guess I'm going to have to give up sloth for genetic engineering.

[beowulf]

id hate to be catholic..............life must be soooooooooooo boring

[Prof Maxwell]

you'd think by now, they would have added:

"thou shalt not be a member of the catholic clergy, and molest young boys"

[Bugstomper]

Thou shalt not sell indulgences... oh wait...

[loser]

Polluting, genetic engineering, obscene riches, taking drugs, abortion, pedophilia and causing social injustice

well the Vatican itself commits three of these. gj catholicism