Did you know that lights and sirens are no good for chest pains?

Cachondo · 01-05-2008, 12:54 PM

Woman upset over sirens chases paramedics with rolling pin

SARASOTA - A Sarasota County woman is back home today charged with aggravated assault on EMS personnel.

Authorities say 50-year-old Marjorie Kelley was put behind bars after chasing paramedics with a rolling pin at her home on Bahia Vista Street.

Officials say the ambulance showed up to Kelley's house on Wednesday after she called reporting chest pains.

Deputies say Kelley told the fire department not to use their lights and sirens. When they did, she went after three paramedics yelling with a rolling pin.

She is out on bond and charged with three counts of aggravated assault.

Legmann · 01-07-2008, 09:07 AM

I guess the chest pains weren't too serious after all, if she could chase the paramedics around!

tollboothwilly · 01-07-2008, 09:09 AM

guess she wasnt that smart either.

01-05-2008, 12:54 PM	#1
Cachondo Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In your imagination Posts: 4,291 Thanks: 1 Thanked 11 Times in 8 Posts	Did you know that lights and sirens are no good for chest pains? Woman upset over sirens chases paramedics with rolling pin SARASOTA - A Sarasota County woman is back home today charged with aggravated assault on EMS personnel. Authorities say 50-year-old Marjorie Kelley was put behind bars after chasing paramedics with a rolling pin at her home on Bahia Vista Street. Officials say the ambulance showed up to Kelley's house on Wednesday after she called reporting chest pains. Deputies say Kelley told the fire department not to use their lights and sirens. When they did, she went after three paramedics yelling with a rolling pin. She is out on bond and charged with three counts of aggravated assault. __________________ Make your day with (Almost) Daily Update on my NSFW-Humor thread: http://forum.anothersite.co.uk/nsfw-...ml#post3823279

01-07-2008, 09:07 AM	#2
Legmann Let it snow! Yeah, right. Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 33,523 Thanks: 298 Thanked 738 Times in 374 Posts	I guess the chest pains weren't too serious after all, if she could chase the paramedics around! __________________

01-07-2008, 09:09 AM	#3
tollboothwilly Who wants free porn? Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: somewhere in a tollbooth Posts: 9,759 Thanks: 9 Thanked 5 Times in 2 Posts	guess she wasnt that smart either. __________________ The way we pay for tollbooths should not be made by candian coin but by U.S. coin. 6 bottles of vodka a day and still sober. Theres something seriously wrong if you get an STD from whacking off.