The end of the world will take place on Saturday, July 5, 2008

Cachondo · 01-04-2008, 10:48 PM

Anybody a member???

CLEVELAND, Ohio, January 4, 2008: The Church of the SubGenius has announced that the end of the world will take place on Saturday, July 5, 2008. In preparation for the fulfillment of this doomsday prophecy, the Church is requesting that all of its members participate in a bizarre religious ceremony taking place in upstate New York, during the final weekend before the arrival of the apocalypse.

Since its inception in 1953, Church founder J.R. "Bob" Dobbs has predicted that a fleet of flying saucers will arrive at the beginning of July to destroy the worldwide Conspiracy against the Church of the SubGenius, while all ordained SubGenius ministers will be rescued by escape vessels piloted by the Alien Sex Goddesses, also known as the Xists.

The Church is inviting all of its members worldwide to gather together for the final hours in Sherman, New York from Wednesday, July 2 to Sunday, July 6, at a clothing-optional outdoor campground called Brushwood Folklore Center. The first gathering at this compound took place in 1996, and the event has increased in size and participants each following year. 1998 was designated the first true "X-Day," and each successive year has added one to the total. This year's celebration in 2008 is X-Day 11, or X-Day XI.

The Church has been engaged in a massive recruitment campaign to increase the numbers of its membership before the arrival of the Xists. According to Church records, the organization currently has approximately 100,000 members worldwide. SubGenius recruitment has been especially dedicated among the ranks of people who refuse to conform to the norms of society, including disbelievers, blasphemers, pranksters, rebels, hackers, pornographers, geeks, and outcasts.

The Church is seeking underground bands, indie rockers, performance artists, and performers and producers from the adult entertainment industry, because sexual freedom has been an important part of Church doctrine from the start. X-Day will be a celebration of free expression, performance art, rock and roll, pornography, and adult entertainment; and certain parts of the event will be restricted to adults only. Only ordained ministers of the Church of the SubGenius are allowed at the event, but the Church is accepting memberships at its standard rate of $30 up until the final hours of July 4.

vlc · 01-04-2008, 11:02 PM

Again???

DemonGeminiX · 01-04-2008, 11:02 PM

Heaven's Gate, part 2?

**Mugzy** · 01-04-2008, 11:04 PM

Damn, I'm busy that day!

vlc · 01-04-2008, 11:05 PM

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGqroT1FZ5Y

beowulf · 01-04-2008, 11:06 PM

another wacky religeon.......................is tom cruise a member yet?

Starchild · 01-04-2008, 11:24 PM

Oh goody, armageddon again! I wonder if it will be anything like the subsequent ones???
David Icke and David Koresh - mad as a box of frogs or prophets???? Hmmmm.....

ledoux · 01-04-2008, 11:28 PM

is anyone else even a little concerned about the fact that that is my birthday?

Cachondo · 01-04-2008, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ledoux

is anyone else even a little concerned about the fact that that is my birthday?

You might get a special deal from Alien Sex Goddesses then

**Mugzy** · 01-04-2008, 11:37 PM

ledoux · 01-04-2008, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cachondo

You might get a special deal from Alien Sex Goddesses then

DemonGeminiX · 01-05-2008, 05:05 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FOZsdCMizU

SICILIAN · 01-05-2008, 05:47 AM

At least it won't interfere with the fireworks in the U.S.A.

Hobbesy · 01-05-2008, 10:20 AM

And here I am thinking its something to do with that new special equipment they going to switch on at CERN.

Where can I sign up for this church.

**Velvet** · 01-05-2008, 12:10 PM

Party on that day .. maybe we should have it on AS calander .. get your porn before its gone

01-04-2008, 10:48 PM	#1
Cachondo Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In your imagination Posts: 4,291 Thanks: 1 Thanked 11 Times in 8 Posts	The end of the world will take place on Saturday, July 5, 2008 Anybody a member??? CLEVELAND, Ohio, January 4, 2008: The Church of the SubGenius has announced that the end of the world will take place on Saturday, July 5, 2008. In preparation for the fulfillment of this doomsday prophecy, the Church is requesting that all of its members participate in a bizarre religious ceremony taking place in upstate New York, during the final weekend before the arrival of the apocalypse. Since its inception in 1953, Church founder J.R. "Bob" Dobbs has predicted that a fleet of flying saucers will arrive at the beginning of July to destroy the worldwide Conspiracy against the Church of the SubGenius, while all ordained SubGenius ministers will be rescued by escape vessels piloted by the Alien Sex Goddesses, also known as the Xists. The Church is inviting all of its members worldwide to gather together for the final hours in Sherman, New York from Wednesday, July 2 to Sunday, July 6, at a clothing-optional outdoor campground called Brushwood Folklore Center. The first gathering at this compound took place in 1996, and the event has increased in size and participants each following year. 1998 was designated the first true "X-Day," and each successive year has added one to the total. This year's celebration in 2008 is X-Day 11, or X-Day XI. The Church has been engaged in a massive recruitment campaign to increase the numbers of its membership before the arrival of the Xists. According to Church records, the organization currently has approximately 100,000 members worldwide. SubGenius recruitment has been especially dedicated among the ranks of people who refuse to conform to the norms of society, including disbelievers, blasphemers, pranksters, rebels, hackers, pornographers, geeks, and outcasts. The Church is seeking underground bands, indie rockers, performance artists, and performers and producers from the adult entertainment industry, because sexual freedom has been an important part of Church doctrine from the start. X-Day will be a celebration of free expression, performance art, rock and roll, pornography, and adult entertainment; and certain parts of the event will be restricted to adults only. Only ordained ministers of the Church of the SubGenius are allowed at the event, but the Church is accepting memberships at its standard rate of $30 up until the final hours of July 4. __________________ Make your day with (Almost) Daily Update on my NSFW-Humor thread: http://forum.anothersite.co.uk/nsfw-...ml#post3823279

01-04-2008, 11:02 PM	#2
vlc Vatican Love Child Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: many miles away Posts: 6,053 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Again??? __________________

01-04-2008, 11:02 PM	#3
DemonGeminiX Nothing's Sacred Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Lurking in the shadows, waiting to strike Posts: 7,396 Thanks: 56 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post	Heaven's Gate, part 2? __________________ This one's Legmann's fault.

01-04-2008, 11:04 PM	#4
Mugzy Mod, All AS teams, Friend Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: On the edge Posts: 71,719 Thanks: 2 Thanked 255 Times in 116 Posts	Damn, I'm busy that day! __________________ __________________

01-04-2008, 11:05 PM	#5
vlc Vatican Love Child Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: many miles away Posts: 6,053 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGqroT1FZ5Y __________________

01-04-2008, 11:06 PM	#6
beowulf knee deep in sceptic..... Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Little San Francico, U.K. Posts: 37,561 Thanks: 7 Thanked 99 Times in 76 Posts	another wacky religeon.......................is tom cruise a member yet? __________________ http://silentwulf.com/flash/Hal.swf The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time--Bertrand Russell Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional

01-04-2008, 11:24 PM	#7
Starchild Not scared of dead people Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Usually in the wrong place at the right time...... Posts: 25,848 Thanks: 4 Thanked 83 Times in 40 Posts	Oh goody, armageddon again! I wonder if it will be anything like the subsequent ones??? David Icke and David Koresh - mad as a box of frogs or prophets???? Hmmmm..... __________________ Created by the Sig God himself - Fricnjay

01-04-2008, 11:28 PM	#8
ledoux God Bless America Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: peeking in your bedroom Posts: 8,387 Thanks: 13 Thanked 15 Times in 9 Posts	is anyone else even a little concerned about the fact that that is my birthday? __________________

01-04-2008, 11:37 PM	#10
Mugzy Mod, All AS teams, Friend Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: On the edge Posts: 71,719 Thanks: 2 Thanked 255 Times in 116 Posts	__________________ __________________

01-05-2008, 05:05 AM	#12
DemonGeminiX Nothing's Sacred Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Lurking in the shadows, waiting to strike Posts: 7,396 Thanks: 56 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FOZsdCMizU __________________ This one's Legmann's fault. Last edited by DemonGeminiX : 01-05-2008 at 05:12 AM.

01-05-2008, 05:47 AM	#13
SICILIAN Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Palermo,Sicilia Posts: 743 Thanks: 4 Thanked 14 Times in 9 Posts	At least it won't interfere with the fireworks in the U.S.A. __________________

01-05-2008, 10:20 AM	#14
Hobbesy Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Zealand Posts: 134 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	And here I am thinking its something to do with that new special equipment they going to switch on at CERN. Where can I sign up for this church.

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