Urinals...a poll for the masses. Who have to pee.

JoeyB · 12-02-2008, 12:30 AM

Jezter and DemonGeminiX were 'talking'* in my last poll thread, and inadvertently came up with a new poll thread. So this be it. Answer, or your nether hair will fall out.

*=as in, usual bickering.

DemonGeminiX · 12-02-2008, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeyB

Jezter and DemonGeminiX were 'talking'*...

*=as in, usual bickering.

I take offense to that implication. We call it whoring, it's something we enjoy, and we're quite adept at it.

I'm also offended by your choice of text color. It doesn't reflect the topic matter within the poll.

*Pees on poll*

Lino · 12-02-2008, 12:57 AM

i hate using those things. people are looking at my pee pee

JoeyB · 12-02-2008, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX

I take offense to that implication. We call it whoring, it's something we enjoy, and we're quite adept at it.

I'm also offended by your choice of text color. It doesn't reflect the topic matter within the poll.

*Pees on poll*

It's not an implication~!

I flat out said it.

DemonGeminiX · 12-02-2008, 01:01 AM

*Pees on JoeyB*

JoeyB · 12-02-2008, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX

*Pees on JoeyB*

And people say you are so mean you wouldn't even pee on someone if they were on fire.

DemonGeminiX · 12-02-2008, 01:10 AM

You're not on fire, so peeing on you doesn't benefit you.

JoeyB · 12-02-2008, 01:18 AM

You haven't voted in the poll.

DemonGeminiX · 12-02-2008, 01:42 AM

It's not multiple choice.

Hal-9000 · 12-02-2008, 05:11 AM

mancock!

erm...haven't voted yet, moving right along

Jezter · 12-02-2008, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeyB

Jezter and DemonGeminiX were 'talking'* in my last poll thread, and inadvertently came up with a new poll thread. So this be it. Answer, or your nether hair will fall out.

*=as in, usual bickering.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX

I take offense to that implication. We call it whoring, it's something we enjoy, and we're quite adept at it.

I'm also offended by your choice of text color. It doesn't reflect the topic matter within the poll.

*Pees on poll*

If we don't wh0re, DGX will lose his nice and bright red color. Then Hal has to come along and tug on his Purple-Helmeted Warrior. Purple and red go together so well...
On topic: Im serious this time and answered that I have the shy bladder and stuff. I have a cure for that tho; prostate massage.

Though it's not very handy to finger my ass while standing up and trying to pee.

Right. Enuff' said. Now I need that teenage pussy you forgot to add to the list Joey.

JoeyB · 12-02-2008, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jezter

Right. Enuff' said. Now I need that teenage pussy you forgot to add to the list Joey.

Option 17: Did he forget the teenage pussy option this time?

Jezter · 12-02-2008, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeyB

Option 17: Did he forget the teenage pussy option this time?

Yea, that's what I mean. You forgot it as an option. Like in the previous ones... that option is just merely suggesting that you might have forgotten it.
Eeehh whatthefuck. Thinking makes my head hurt. Back to business. *fap fap fap*

DemonGeminiX · 12-02-2008, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jezter

Back to business. *fap fap fap*

Hey!!! Keep your hands to yourself!

Wait... that feels really good.

Jezter · 12-02-2008, 06:38 PM

It's the Ben Gay I use as a handcream.

View Poll Results: pee poll
I have no problems using a public urinal.	1	6.25%
I dislike them but can use them.	2	12.50%
I can use them if I am alone, shy bladder and all that jazz...	4	25.00%
I cannot use a public urinal.	0	0%
I cannot use one, mostly for mechanical reasons, like, how does it function.	0	0%
No seriously, can you just explain it to me? Does my butt go in?	1	6.25%
I only use public urinals.	0	0%
'Pubic' urinals. For elviswind. Yeah mo-fo, I remembered you wanted pubes.	0	0%
I don't mind using them, but why do the other guys want to use the urinal right next to mine?	0	0%
I use public urinals because I like to check out mancock. yeah, stand right by me and go...	1	6.25%
I am a girl. Whoa that sounds hot. I'd hit that, pee and suck baby...wait, what was this poll about?	0	0%
I am a girl, and use the male urinals when the line is long in the ladies room	1	6.25%
I am a WOMAN you sexist asshole.	1	6.25%
Sorry babe, don't be so sensitive...You chill out and let daddy do the thinkin' now, ok pretty?	0	0%
Urinals? Fuck, I'll pee in the sink, on a wall, the leg of the dude at the urinal. Anything.	1	6.25%
Ok but really now, how does the fucking urinal work? I'm asking for help, and I really have to pee.	0	0%
Did he forget the teenage pussy option this time?	1	6.25%
I like urinals because I like to flaunt my huge cock to other men.	0	0%
I never pee. Urinating is for the weak.	2	12.50%
This poll actually made me have to pee.	1	6.25%
Voters: 16. You may not vote on this poll

12-02-2008, 12:30 AM	#1
JoeyB Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: In a castle dark, or a fortress strong, with chains upon my feet. Posts: 701 Thanks: 38 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Urinals...a poll for the masses. Who have to pee. Jezter and DemonGeminiX were 'talking'* in my last poll thread, and inadvertently came up with a new poll thread. So this be it. Answer, or your nether hair will fall out. *=as in, usual bickering. __________________ Behold my signature. I can't take it anymore, Felix, I'm cracking up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you're not here, the things I know you're gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. "We're all out of cornflakes. F.U." Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was 'Felix Unger'.

12-02-2008, 12:57 AM	#3
Lino The Shit. Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,337 Thanks: 5 Thanked 8 Times in 4 Posts	i hate using those things. people are looking at my pee pee __________________

12-02-2008, 01:01 AM	#5
DemonGeminiX Nothing's Sacred Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Lurking in the shadows, waiting to strike Posts: 7,434 Thanks: 56 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post	Pees on JoeyB __________________ This one's Legmann's fault.

12-02-2008, 01:10 AM	#7
DemonGeminiX Nothing's Sacred Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Lurking in the shadows, waiting to strike Posts: 7,434 Thanks: 56 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post	You're not on fire, so peeing on you doesn't benefit you. __________________ This one's Legmann's fault.

12-02-2008, 01:18 AM	#8
JoeyB Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: In a castle dark, or a fortress strong, with chains upon my feet. Posts: 701 Thanks: 38 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	You haven't voted in the poll. __________________ Behold my signature. I can't take it anymore, Felix, I'm cracking up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you're not here, the things I know you're gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. "We're all out of cornflakes. F.U." Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was 'Felix Unger'.

12-02-2008, 01:42 AM	#9
DemonGeminiX Nothing's Sacred Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Lurking in the shadows, waiting to strike Posts: 7,434 Thanks: 56 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post	It's not multiple choice. __________________ This one's Legmann's fault.

12-02-2008, 06:38 PM	#15
Jezter Needs A Title Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 3,706 Thanks: 124 Thanked 374 Times in 112 Posts	It's the Ben Gay I use as a handcream. __________________

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