Just Some Spammer Crap!

Legmann · 07-23-2008, 09:35 AM

A spammer, who the Mods will shortly destroy, just ran his bot through the forum.

He spammed a few replies into some posts. It's the usual drivel, long winded junk interspersed with some clickable links.

Since he doesn't have long for this world, and in the interest of posterity, I have pasted his junk here for your perusal. I have, of course, deactivated any links, so there's nothing to click.

Can you spot where the spam links would have been?

Feel free to whore this thread royally!

Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!" Trichloroisocyanuric AcidHospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy. TCCAA man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" SHMP1,Two birls Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. FlocculantsCoagulants

hey Are Directly from America Not long after an old Chinese women came back to china from her visit to her daughter in the Sates, she went to a city bank to deposit the U.S. dollars her daughter give her . At the bank counter ,the money was real.It mady out of patience.At last she couid not hold any more, uttering :“trust me, Sir, and trustthe money .They are real U.S. dollars. They.are directly from America. ” Ferric ChlorideHe Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. EDTAI Have His Ear in My Pocket 聚合氯化铝Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. "I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket." Ethylene Diamine Tetraacetic AcidA Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." Polyacrylic Acid

Legmann · 07-23-2008, 09:42 AM

Meursault just killed the spammer!

loser · 07-23-2008, 09:44 AM

rapidshare account stealer again?

i like screwing with noobs and rapidshare account stealers

have a friend setup a brute forcer and spam their inbox with 1000's of fake user/passes

Legmann · 07-23-2008, 09:46 AM

I'm guessing some online pharmacy. I didn't click the links to find out.

tollboothwilly · 07-23-2008, 09:46 AM

ahh gotta love those random name generators.

loser · 07-23-2008, 09:52 AM

on a side note, willy u remember when u could necco waffers to pay tollbooths?

tollboothwilly · 07-23-2008, 09:56 AM

no I dont remember, why dont you enlighten me.

Legmann · 07-23-2008, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tollboothwilly

no I dont remember, why dont you enlighten me.

N-lighten you?

Okay!

loser · 07-23-2008, 09:59 AM

http://www.oldtimeconfection.com/Cou...co%20wafer.JPG

the exact dimension of a quarter :P

dunno if it was just isolated to chicago but people were paying tolls with em some years back

-edit-

hmmm img tags dont seem to be working....

COOLmac© · 07-23-2008, 12:22 PM

he must've been chinese. I mean that ain't plain english there

COOLmac© · 07-23-2008, 12:24 PM

he must've been chinese, that ain't plain english there

Vardar · 07-23-2008, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by COOLmac©

he must've been chinese, that ain't plain english there

Quote:

he must've been chinese. I mean that ain't plain english there

Too much Taco Bell? You're repeating.

Dragon_Hunter · 07-23-2008, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loser

http://www.oldtimeconfection.com/Cou...co%20wafer.JPG

the exact dimension of a quarter :P

dunno if it was just isolated to chicago but people were paying tolls with em some years back

-edit-

hmmm img tags dont seem to be working....

the %20 in the name (which is a space) screws with the img tags

kellson · 07-23-2008, 07:44 PM

those were really good stories. Brought a tear to me eye

COOLmac© · 07-24-2008, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vardar

Too much Taco Bell? You're repeating.

a huh

07-23-2008, 09:35 AM	#1
Legmann This post human tested! Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 32,626 Thanks: 270 Thanked 625 Times in 321 Posts	Just Some Spammer Crap! A spammer, who the Mods will shortly destroy, just ran his bot through the forum. He spammed a few replies into some posts. It's the usual drivel, long winded junk interspersed with some clickable links. Since he doesn't have long for this world, and in the interest of posterity, I have pasted his junk here for your perusal. I have, of course, deactivated any links, so there's nothing to click. Can you spot where the spam links would have been? Feel free to whore this thread royally! Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!" Trichloroisocyanuric AcidHospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy. TCCAA man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" SHMP1,Two birls Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. FlocculantsCoagulants hey Are Directly from America Not long after an old Chinese women came back to china from her visit to her daughter in the Sates, she went to a city bank to deposit the U.S. dollars her daughter give her . At the bank counter ,the money was real.It mady out of patience.At last she couid not hold any more, uttering :“trust me, Sir, and trustthe money .They are real U.S. dollars. They.are directly from America. ” Ferric ChlorideHe Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. EDTAI Have His Ear in My Pocket 聚合氯化铝Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. "I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket." Ethylene Diamine Tetraacetic AcidA Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." Polyacrylic Acid __________________

07-23-2008, 09:42 AM	#2
Legmann This post human tested! Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 32,626 Thanks: 270 Thanked 625 Times in 321 Posts	Meursault just killed the spammer! __________________

07-23-2008, 09:44 AM	#3
loser Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Fapping by your windows..... Posts: 2,155 Thanks: 75 Thanked 16 Times in 8 Posts	rapidshare account stealer again? i like screwing with noobs and rapidshare account stealers have a friend setup a brute forcer and spam their inbox with 1000's of fake user/passes __________________

07-23-2008, 09:46 AM	#4
Legmann This post human tested! Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 32,626 Thanks: 270 Thanked 625 Times in 321 Posts	I'm guessing some online pharmacy. I didn't click the links to find out. __________________

07-23-2008, 09:46 AM	#5
tollboothwilly Who wants free porn? Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: somewhere in a tollbooth Posts: 8,860 Thanks: 8 Thanked 5 Times in 2 Posts	ahh gotta love those random name generators. __________________ The way we pay for tollbooths should not be made by candian coin but by U.S. coin. 6 bottles of vodka a day and still sober. Theres something seriously wrong if you get an STD from whacking off.

07-23-2008, 09:52 AM	#6
loser Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Fapping by your windows..... Posts: 2,155 Thanks: 75 Thanked 16 Times in 8 Posts	on a side note, willy u remember when u could necco waffers to pay tollbooths? __________________

07-23-2008, 09:56 AM	#7
tollboothwilly Who wants free porn? Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: somewhere in a tollbooth Posts: 8,860 Thanks: 8 Thanked 5 Times in 2 Posts	no I dont remember, why dont you enlighten me. __________________ The way we pay for tollbooths should not be made by candian coin but by U.S. coin. 6 bottles of vodka a day and still sober. Theres something seriously wrong if you get an STD from whacking off.

07-23-2008, 09:59 AM	#9
loser Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Fapping by your windows..... Posts: 2,155 Thanks: 75 Thanked 16 Times in 8 Posts	http://www.oldtimeconfection.com/Cou...co%20wafer.JPG the exact dimension of a quarter :P dunno if it was just isolated to chicago but people were paying tolls with em some years back -edit- hmmm img tags dont seem to be working.... __________________

07-23-2008, 12:22 PM	#10
COOLmac© Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: NCR philippines Posts: 548 Thanks: 10 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post	he must've been chinese. I mean that ain't plain english there __________________ online novel by me. soon to be a movie, i can only hope

07-23-2008, 12:24 PM	#11
COOLmac© Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: NCR philippines Posts: 548 Thanks: 10 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post	he must've been chinese, that ain't plain english there __________________ online novel by me. soon to be a movie, i can only hope

07-23-2008, 07:44 PM	#14
kellson Scourge of the Seven Seas Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Raidin' and pillagin' on the open seas Posts: 3,532 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	those were really good stories. Brought a tear to me eye __________________

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