The Latest Hayden Panettiere Gossip! Hayden Going Punk!

Legmann · 11-01-2007, 11:06 AM

'Heroes' Actress Rumored to Play Punk Legend
Source: AOL News

We can remember spending the months leading up to our 18th birthday thinking about all the things we'd be able to do once that magical day arrived, but, oddly enough, our list didn't include slathering our nipples in shaving cream and planting explosives beneath motor vehicles.

Apparently, 'Heroes' star Hayden Panettiere has a different set of priorities, since she just marked her newly-legal status by -- according to rumors -- signing on to portray punk legend Wendy O. Williams in an upcoming biopic that will cover the late singer's traumatic teen years, her rise to fame (or, to the prudish, infamy) as frontwoman of the Plasmatics and her eventual suicide.

We aren't certain that the fresh-scrubbed Panettiere would be our first choice for the role -- for some reason, we had trouble associating her with the words "public indecency" -- but our sentimental side would like to transfer her 'Heroes' character's indestructibility to Wendy O. Our contrarian side, on the other hand, can't wait to see her wielding a chainsaw.

**Mugzy** · 11-01-2007, 11:27 AM

Her virgin ways will be...polished forever!

Noilly Pratt · 11-01-2007, 05:32 PM

How will they change her milky white complexion into something that resembles leather after it's been left in the rain too long?

Maybe Hayden thought that Wendy O. Williams was Andy Williams daughter?

**Harpoon** · 11-01-2007, 05:52 PM

I'd like to see her twat...

**PorkChopSandwiches** · 11-01-2007, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harpoon

I'd like to see her twat...

Well, this would be a good opportunity, since Wendy was notorious for public nudity

Noilly Pratt · 11-01-2007, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches

Well, this would be a good opportunity, since Wendy was notorious for public nudity

A friend was a customs officer for the Canada/US border and her bus came from the US into Canada. He was the unfortunate one who had to inspect the bus.

He found her sprawled on her bed, naked to the world. She said "inspect me, baby." and he said "Uh...that won't be necessary". He then phoned me to ask who the hell Wendy O. Williams was!

Harp - my friend wasn't impressed...however Hayden.......

**Nemowork** · 11-01-2007, 07:36 PM

Admit it, the pic on the right is from the little known 50's classic 'attack of the lizard women' and not the real Wendy O Williams

Spyker · 11-01-2007, 08:39 PM

nudity?

**Harpoon** · 11-01-2007, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noilly Pratt

A friend was a customs officer for the Canada/US border and her bus came from the US into Canada. He was the unfortunate one who had to inspect the bus.

He found her sprawled on her bed, naked to the world. She said "inspect me, baby." and he said "Uh...that won't be necessary". He then phoned me to ask who the hell Wendy O. Williams was!

Harp - my friend wasn't impressed...however Hayden.......

I thought you were talking about Hayden at first..

Spyker · 11-01-2007, 09:12 PM

what?

11-01-2007, 11:06 AM	#1
Legmann Perceptum quod lucror! Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 41,158 Thanks: 405 Thanked 1,569 Times in 827 Posts	The Latest Hayden Panettiere Gossip! Hayden Going Punk! 'Heroes' Actress Rumored to Play Punk Legend Source: AOL News We can remember spending the months leading up to our 18th birthday thinking about all the things we'd be able to do once that magical day arrived, but, oddly enough, our list didn't include slathering our nipples in shaving cream and planting explosives beneath motor vehicles. Apparently, 'Heroes' star Hayden Panettiere has a different set of priorities, since she just marked her newly-legal status by -- according to rumors -- signing on to portray punk legend Wendy O. Williams in an upcoming biopic that will cover the late singer's traumatic teen years, her rise to fame (or, to the prudish, infamy) as frontwoman of the Plasmatics and her eventual suicide. We aren't certain that the fresh-scrubbed Panettiere would be our first choice for the role -- for some reason, we had trouble associating her with the words "public indecency" -- but our sentimental side would like to transfer her 'Heroes' character's indestructibility to Wendy O. Our contrarian side, on the other hand, can't wait to see her wielding a chainsaw. __________________

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