Oral Sex (maybe NSFW, I don't know..)

[GunJaney]

Not sure if this has been done before.. apologies if it has..

Guys - What's the best and worst blowjob you've ever had? And whats the best thing a girl (or guy if thats your thing) can do for you during oral?

Girls - What do you find works best when giving oral?

Just out of interest....

[rockstar135]

From a girl's perspective-be slightly intoxicated, it helps numb an aching jaw.

[Shotgun Styles]

Best BJ is my current. She just doesn't give a damn about anything else in the world except getting me off. If the house were burning down, she wouldn't stop until I blew my load. True story...

As for the worst, gotta go back to my HS days. First she wouldn't put the thing in her mouth because she was afraid of it, then she bit the thing because she was nervous. But then, I guess we both were in those days...

[Prof Maxwell]

I like it best when it comes unannounced. While getting frisky, my girlfriend just sort of makes her way down to the basement, and goes into action.

It's also much better if it's being given out of genuine desire to please your partner, and not just part of the mechanics of sex.

I absolutely don't ask or demand it, but when she swallows, it makes the experience for me 100 times better.

Most importantly, I give as well as receive

[Shotgun Styles]

Originally Posted by prof_maxwell

I like it best when it comes unannounced. While getting frisky, my girlfriend just sort of makes her way down to the basement, and goes into action.

It's also much better if it's being given out of genuine desire to please your partner, and not just part of the mechanics of sex.

I absolutely don't ask or demand it, but when she swallows, it makes the experience for me 100 times better.

Most importantly, I give as well as receive

Dude....demand it.

Seriously....they love that shit

[Tony B'Lony]

Originally Posted by Shotgun Styles

As for the worst, gotta go back to my HS days. First she wouldn't put the thing in her mouth because she was afraid of it, then she bit the thing because she was nervous. But then, I guess we both were in those days...

It's funny, but I think I'll always have a softspot for my highschool blowjob girl. It was the awkwardness that helped me appreciate her effort. She was a trooper.



I guess the trick is to find a girl that I know genuinely enjoys it. I've had some perfunctory blowjobs, and it just wasn't any good. I don't want a blowjob unless I feel like she's enjoying givng it. Technique isn't even as important as the glance she's giving me while she's doing it.

[ptownstompin]

Originally Posted by prof_maxwell

I like it best when it comes unannounced. While getting frisky, my girlfriend just sort of makes her way down to the basement, and goes into action.

It's also much better if it's being given out of genuine desire to please your partner, and not just part of the mechanics of sex.

I absolutely don't ask or demand it, but when she swallows, it makes the experience for me 100 times better.

Most importantly, I give as well as receive

couldnt of said that better myself

[kellson]

I really appreciate it when its clean. Nothing is worse than eating a little extra cheese on the taco if you catch my drift.

[Hal-9000]

I love giving to the girlies as much as getting.Nothing better than making/seeing someone more turned on than you are

For BJ's...I can lick my own balls so I don't go out much.

[Shotgun Styles]

Originally Posted by Hal-9000

I love giving to the girlies as much as getting.Nothing better than making/seeing someone more turned on than you are

For BJ's...I can lick my own balls so I don't go out much.

I thank the Good Lord daily for the influence of porn on female hygiene. I remember needing a weed whacker on my first girl. Nowadays, smooth turf is the norm, and that gives me the munchies...

[Hal-9000]

Originally Posted by Shotgun Styles

I thank the Good Lord daily for the influence of porn on female hygiene. I remember needing a weed whacker on my first girl. Nowadays, smooth turf is the norm, and that gives me the munchies...

Amen brother

Not that I'd ever turn my nose up at a free meal
but if I see a hairy love tunnel..I'm less enthused than
the smooth all-access alternative

[_Evee]

Why isn't there an option for girls that asks what's the best we've ever gotten or the best thing a guy can do? Why is it always about the guys?

Yeah we're just here so guys can feel better.
What works best? Is it the general thought that women hate giving blowjobs?

[vlc]

Originally Posted by _Evee

Why isn't there an option for girls that asks what's the best we've ever gotten or the best thing a guy can do? Why is it always about the guys?

Yeah we're just here so guys can feel better.
What works best? Is it the general thought that women hate giving blowjobs?

You need to re-read the opening statement. That's exactly what the original poster asked - not just for guys, but vice versa. No one's fault if the women haven't contributed yet.

But, as long as we're on the subject, and you seem to be a woman, why not enlighten us instead of just handing out pseudo-feminist bs?

I for one am always interested in learning whatever might be used for *ahem* better results, so by all means feel free to elucidate.

[vlc]

Originally Posted by Hal-9000

For BJ's...I can lick my own balls so I don't go out much.

And by way of a "PS": You can WHAT? Which in turn, raises the question, WTF are you doing here? Most guys I know, if they could do that, would, like dogs, be doing it constantly and have little time for anything else.

[_Evee]

It actually says nothing about vice-versa so maybe you should read it again.