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02-08-2010, 11:27 AM
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|  Today's Facts Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. There are more chickens than people in the world. Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched." All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt." Almonds are a member of the peach family. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
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02-08-2010, 02:57 PM
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|  The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. Takes me forever 
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I must also admit I doubt that one as 20 min plus can be usual....
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| That about the goldfish is bullshit too. You can train a goldfish which means it can remember things for weeks or months.
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| Who the fuck would train a goldfish....  and train it to do what? 
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