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sally · 07-03-2009, 06:51 PM

Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month.

Otherwise its total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, hes finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there stands a big, bearded Vermonter. Names Enoch, your neighbor from four miles over the ridge. Having a party Saturday, thought youd like to come.

Great, says Sam, after six months of this Im ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.

As Enoch is leaving he stops, Gotta warn you theres gonna be some drinkin.

Not a problem. After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of em.

Again, as he starts to leave Enoch stops. Moren likely gonna be some fightin too.

Damn, Sam thinkstough crowd. Well, I get along well with people. Ill be there. Thanks again.

Once again Enoch turns from the door. Ive seen some wild sex at these parties, too.

Now thats not a problem, says Sam. Remember, Ive been alone for six months. By the way, what should I wear?

Enoch stops in the doorway again and says, Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us.

07-03-2009, 06:51 PM	#1
sally Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 2,090 Thanks: 383 Thanked 816 Times in 531 Posts	neighbourly Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise its total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, hes finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there stands a big, bearded Vermonter. Names Enoch, your neighbor from four miles over the ridge. Having a party Saturday, thought youd like to come. Great, says Sam, after six months of this Im ready to meet some local folks. Thank you. As Enoch is leaving he stops, Gotta warn you theres gonna be some drinkin. Not a problem. After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of em. Again, as he starts to leave Enoch stops. Moren likely gonna be some fightin too. Damn, Sam thinkstough crowd. Well, I get along well with people. Ill be there. Thanks again. Once again Enoch turns from the door. Ive seen some wild sex at these parties, too. Now thats not a problem, says Sam. Remember, Ive been alone for six months. By the way, what should I wear? Enoch stops in the doorway again and says, Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us. __________________