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06-26-2009, 05:30 AM
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|  Michael Jackson Reports of michael Jacksons death from a heart attack have been proved false he iwas found in the childrens ward having a stroke !!!!!! |
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06-26-2009, 05:33 AM
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06-26-2009, 05:47 AM
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| bwa bwa bwa hahahahahaah |
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06-26-2009, 06:45 AM
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06-26-2009, 11:06 AM
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| That's B-A-D....and good !!
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06-26-2009, 11:20 AM
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|  Michael jackson joke Michael jackson is to be layed in rest for the next 2 days so children can pay there respects and see him stiff one last time lol
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06-26-2009, 11:29 AM
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06-26-2009, 11:50 AM
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| They won't be burying Jacko. Due the the amount of plastic surgery he had, he is being recycled and melted down into Lego blocks. Now the kids will be able to play with him for a change... |
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06-26-2009, 12:51 PM
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| jockeys at tomorrows race meetins will wear black armbands out of respect for jacko who successfully rode more 3 year olds than any other rider in the sports history
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06-26-2009, 01:32 PM
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| Michael Jackson apparently didn't die of cariac arrest. He was last seen in the childrens' ward having a stroke |
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06-26-2009, 01:55 PM
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| "Paramedics who attended MJ's home following a 911 call have apologised for not taking the situation seriously. They explained that on arrival they were confronted with a lifeless body made of plastic and assumed it was a training exercise" |
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06-26-2009, 02:57 PM
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| Why did michael Jackson go white? When he went to the beach no-one would let him get in their son!
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| What the difference between Jackson and a supermarket carrier bag. Ones white, plastic and dangerous for children, the others a bag
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06-26-2009, 03:52 PM
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| When Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven god granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. So god killed Michael Jackson.
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| When the paramedics arrived for Michael Jackson his last words were "Take me to the childrens hospital"
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