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06-30-2009, 01:34 PM
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|  Two paramedics arrive at Michael Jackson's to answer the 911 call. The first asks the second what they should try first. To which the second replies, "well I don't know about you but I reckon the ferris wheel".
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| 6 year old violin star Maxwell Jarvis has been confirmed to play at Michael Jackson’s funeral. It seems appropriate to have a kiddie fiddler to see him off….
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| 26th June 2009, the morning Neil Armstrong was able to wake up once again the world's favourite moonwalker.
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| Michael Jackson gets to heaven and he meets God. God, upon seeing him, says "Come to me, my child". MJ thinks, "I know where this is going..."
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| True to his promise (see detail) 
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| Michael Jackson on his death bed requested that his ashes be packaged into a box of rice bubbles, so he could have the feeling of going through a 10 year old's ass one more time.
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| It is said that on the day of his death, Jackson hadn't been that stiff since the day that Macauley Culkin visited him at the Neverland Ranch. 
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| They say they go in 3’s (Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, And MJ). It would be just like Billy Mays to throw one more in COMPLETELY FREE!
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| Have no fear Michael - you'll always be immortalized in my mind as the King of Lollipop. ...I mean Pop! 
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