Claudia Schiffer

Nickde · 07-01-2008, 04:07 PM

An Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer were sitting together in a carriage in a train. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.

Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.

The Englishman was thinking, "The Irish fellow must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead."

Claudia Schiffer was thinking, "The English fellow must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it."

And the Irishman was thinking, "This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that English bastard again."

**PorkChopSandwiches** · 07-01-2008, 04:35 PM

Bwhaahahahah

Nickde · 07-01-2008, 07:35 PM

Does that mean you like the joke or not????

**PorkChopSandwiches** · 07-01-2008, 07:45 PM

I thought it was funny

07-01-2008, 04:07 PM	#1
Nickde Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In Ireland, beside the sea and next to a Salmon River. Posts: 10 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	Claudia Schiffer An Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer were sitting together in a carriage in a train. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there. The Englishman was thinking, "The Irish fellow must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead." Claudia Schiffer was thinking, "The English fellow must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it." And the Irishman was thinking, "This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that English bastard again."

07-01-2008, 04:35 PM	#2
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07-01-2008, 07:45 PM	#4
PorkChopSandwiches Gutter Slut Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Online Posts: 67,185 Thanks: 7 Thanked 885 Times in 347 Posts	I thought it was funny __________________ Never Updated Blog Link

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07-01-2008, 07:35 PM	#3
Nickde Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In Ireland, beside the sea and next to a Salmon River. Posts: 10 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	Does that mean you like the joke or not????