Felony importuning?!
What the hell is that? Sounds like they are charging him with playing a piano off-key or something.
Felony criminal solicitation. Felony attempted pedophilia. Felony lewd and lascivious conduct. Felony stupidmotherfuckingassedness.
Among any other charges they could think of.
And I still can't find my damn rusty butterknife!
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